“CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!”
“I’m trying! Help me! Push…that’s it…holy crap! What was that?”
“I think you know exactly what that was…did you latch it?”
“Of course I latched it! Do you think I’m an idiot? That I want to die?”
“Just checking, Josh – We gotta figure this out.”
“Yeah you don’t say! What are they? You don’t think?”
“That’s exactly what I think…what else could it be?”
“A big joke…God I hope it’s a big joke. I mean this cant be happening.”
“Why because your little bible says it can’t? I think it’s happening and we need to figure out what to do.”
“Of course its my fault because I believe in God!”
“That’s not what I meant. I’m just freaking out. Did you get bit? Did we lock the back door?”
“Bit? No…oh crap the back door!”
“I’ll go. Make sure all the windows are locked.”
“Shouldn’t we board them up? Isn’t that what they do in the movies?”
“We’re not gunna get ahead of ourselves…Just check them then we’ll figure it out. I gotta check the door.”
“Ok…”
“AAAAHHH! He bit me! That bastard bit me!”
“Lenny! Where…Where are you?”
“I’m fine…I got him out of the kitchen with the chair and closed the door.”
“Oh man…you’re bleeding a lot. Does it hurt?”
“Really? Does it hurt? Of course it hurts! A chunk of my arm is missing! Josh, you’re a retard… Get the first aide kit from under the sink.”
“Where do you think I’m going? I sure as hell ain’t going to make some dinner right now.”
“Dammit…ouch…crap this hurts…that was stupid. You can’t get bit…what are you thinking?”
“Stop talking to yourself psycho.”
“Josh…”
“Huh? Dude, do not look at me like that! I’m not… don’t think like that. You’ve watched too many movies.”
“I’m bit…you know what that means.”
“Stop thinking like you’re in a movie! Because we’re not! This is real life and you’re fine.”
“I feel like I’m going to throw u…”
“Oh! Not on the floor! Man…you better hope you die! Because that is the only way I am cleaning that up.”
“Josh…I don’t think this is normal. Hell, this can’t be normal with those things wondering outside. What if this is what that weirdo was talking about?”
“It’s not! That guy was just trying to get money out of us. Here hold pressure on that.”
“I know you’re trying to avoid what’s really happening, Josh. But I think we need to be prepared for what’s going to happen to…and if something…well if I become like them.”
“Lenny! Stop trying to freak me out! The doors are locked and no one is getting in! And you are going to be fine.”
“This isn’t the rapture that you thought it was going to be is it? But I thought it might be like this. I loaded it last night.”
“Oh shut up, Lenny, I…this isn’t the rapture. This isn’t funny. And I will not go get that thing.”
“Just go get it Josh! You have to be reasonable about this.”
“Reasonable! So I have to accept that this is happening? Why can’t you accept what I see? Damn it, Lenny!”
“GO GET IT!”
“Jesus mother loving Christ! I’m going.”
“He doesn’t get it. This can’t end well. I can't believe I got bit.”
“Lenny? Are you ok? Wake up…you need to get to the hospital. You look like crap.”
“I’m…no…”
“Lenny…hey! Come back to me! What’s happening to you?”
“I think I… changing into a…”
“Hey, you’re going to be fine. I am going to get you some help.”
“It hurts, Josh. It hurts so bad….arrgh. Get away from me!”
“No! It’s going to be ok! I refuse to let you die from an idiot biting you!”
“…not your choice…let go…don’t want…you”
“Len… Lenny? Lenny can you hear me? Wake up! No…I am not letting this happen.”
“…sh…oot…me…”
“No! I…I…can’t. You’ve been my best friend for my whole life. I can’t…I can’t just do that… That’s it, open your eyes…
“What the fu…Lenny? Get away from me! Oh my god! Lenny, it’s me! It’s Josh! Stop! Don’t move! No…this isn’t right…I’m not going to kill you, Lenny! I can’t. Stop don’t come any closer! Don’t make me do this! Please… Just stop…plea…Oh god!
“I am…so sorry Lenny. I had to…why didn’t you stop? Why would you make me? I’m so sorry…oh god I hope this is a dream…just a dream. A nightmare from all those stupid movies…Lenny, you…you will be fine when I wake up. Wake up…wake up…oh please wake up…Somebody wake me up!”